Sunday, April 5, 2020


The new Health Notice sets out:

• Everyone in New Zealand is to be isolated or quarantined at their current place of residence except as permitted for essential personal movement;

• Exercise is to be done in an outdoor place that can be readily accessed from home and two-metre physical distancing must be maintained;

• Recreation and exercise does not involve swimming, water-based activities (for example, surfing or boating), hunting, tramping, or other activities of a kind that expose participants to danger or may require search and rescue services;

• A child can leave the residence of one joint care-giver to visit or stay at the residence of another joint care-giver (and visit or stay at that residence) if there is a shared bubble arrangement;

• A person can leave their residence to visit or stay at another residence (and visit or stay at that residence) under a shared bubble arrangement if:

• One person lives alone in one, or both, of those residences; or

• Everyone in one of those residences is a vulnerable person.


Winston Peters can do anything he likes because, listen, Sunshine, none of this was part of the Coalition Agreement we signed up to after the last election

Shane Janes can do anything he likes because he is doing it as a member of New Zealand First and not as a Cabinet Minister

David Clark can drive himself to the nearest totally-safe recreational site of his choice because, although he’s the Minister of Health, nothing his Department mandates really applies to him and besides, being a Doctor of Divinity, he’s got God on his side…

Trevor Mallard can…

‘Captain’s Call’ further exemptions will be considered as and when they are required

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