Friday, May 3, 2019

EMERGENCY DECLARED AT BEEHIVE, EXPRESS LIFT TO 9TH FLOOR STRUGGLING TO COPE.



The year of "Delivery" continues, only some deluded souls wrongly thought it was to be The Government 'delivering',  stupid boy it referred to the one hundred plus "advisory" groups delivering their socialist tosh to their creator.

Latest today,  Friday (funny that) afternoon (even stranger) and along trots the Welfare advisory group with their wheel barrow of no surprises garbage (could be added to Shane's compost bins)

Breaking news:
Remove naming demands for parents,
Solo parent excused seeking work until child 6yo from current 3yo,
Increase benefits by 47%
Abatements increase to $250pw from $150.
Family tax credit increase to $170 pw.
Permit welfare entitlement for partner in relationship with someone working (sheesh can see the appeal there for Jethro).
Index benefits to wages instead of inflation.

No mention zero, zilch nada of any possible threat to personal human growth, pride, self responsibility, self reliance, but depressing loads of more and better welfare to strengthen the reliance on nanny state and also not mentioned,  required  ongoing  voter loyalty buttressed by the threat of it all ending.
Leaving the never mentioned and unwanted mentioned having to get off the couch and find a freakin job when that happens and happen it surely will.

Generous time for a solo mum to get successfully served by a sperm donor after youngest reaches school days.
Reductions in corner section residences (second address no longer needed for current squeeze)
Increase welfare recipients therefore the loyal voter base.
Should have headed the list with the latest bribe of 50% benefit increase that can be immediately garnered by current couples ,One working, One fishing  instead of having the burdensome need to tell nanny state things might have changed and we forgot to tell you, it has been such a worry you know.

Of course one massive omission, this release of information could be in breach of truth in advertising rules.

"THIS PRODUCT CAN LEAD TO ADDICTION, SEEK MEDICAL ADVICE BEFORE TAKING.

        "This drug will expire when state runs out of other peoples money for funding"

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