Wednesday, July 27, 2011

We Were Only *******, Milord!

Only in Australia would something like this make it to the Federal Court.

It seems clear her companion was not a missionary.

Link a public servant argues for compensation after being injured during a night of passion.

The federal government employee, who cannot be identified, was injured when a glass light fitting came away from the wall above the bed as she was having sex with a man in 2007.

She wants compensation because her injuries were caused "during the course of her employment", as she had been sent to a country town to stay the night ahead of a meeting the next day.

Adolf has spent more nights than he cares to remember in Australian country motels and not only did he miss out on even one 'night of passion,' he can't recall even one opportunity.

One wonders how long it will be before the public service unions demand members on overnight missions be provided with call girls and or rent boys.


gravedodger said...

Will she have to provide an affidavit from "The Man" in corroboration of her claim.

pdm said...

Perhaps she met up with Tiger Woods.

Adolf - in your case you should have taken `The Cook' with you.

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

pdm, I was 500 miles away when The Cook had her first miscarriage and 500 miles away when she went down with appendicitis. Luckily our next door neighbour was the retired Matron of Kalgoorlie hospital.

Shortly thereafter, I gave the job away after seven years with average three nights per week away.

Anonymous said...

Can we still call them sluts? Unconscionable, amoral sluts?

Mrs Danvers