Sunday, July 10, 2011

One Less Greenie

Here's something for the connoisseur of the bizarre

A fully grown adult male Homo sapiens fell from an electric skate board and died of head injuries.

Some questions arise:-

  • What the hell is an 'electric' skate board?
  • Will this death be credited to Queensland's road toll?
  • Haven't most blokes grown up a bit by the time they make it to age forty?
  • Will the media describe this as a 'tragic' death?

1 comment:

Grant said...

- a skateboard that goes fast without having to bend the knees
- depends who's counting
- but some forty year olds can't afford Commodores/Falcons/ anything with a V8
- its only tragic if they can't find anything more interesting in his phone account