Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Hard and Fast

I wonder what she told the customers as she left them for half an hour under a drier?

A Russian man who tried to Link rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days, feeding him only Viagra.

"Look, I've just got to go out the back for a little while. Need to check on the roast leg of Yak."

Man oh man, this lady could do a thing or two for Dr Don's demographics.


Exclamation Mark said...

Bullshit. This same story came out in '09

I often wonder if there are lazy journalists in Russia rehashing or fabricating stories about weird goings on in western countries.

Andrei said...

Indeed a load of garbage.

Its funny how these lurid stories come out of obscure places like Meshchovsk.

And indeed Mark such stories get traction about New Zealand even.

In Paris years ago I received ribbing about a lurid story involving a saveloy that supposedly happened in Dunedin. Saveloys had to be explained of course being entirely unfamiliar to Parisians.

I bought the cutting home - it never happened as far as I could ascertain.

Some Frenchman perhaps or maybe the French paper had picked it up from an Italian one but someone when confronted with a saveloy had had a flight of fancy which ended up a lurid story for Parisians to chortle over.

pdm said...

Andrei - saveloys are known through our extended family as `bulls tools'!

Psycho Milt said...

When I was living in Germany there was this ridiculous story about NZ in which a grown man with a paper route pretended his father had killed the entire family except him while he was out delivering papers. Another urban myth, we laughed - somewhat prematurely...

Anonymous said...

When I saw the half hour bit I knew it was fake.