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A teacher asked her class how many of them were Jacinda Adern fans.
Not really knowing what a Jacinda Adern fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Jacinda Adern  fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Jacinda Adern  fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Nat.'
The teacher asked him why he's a National supporter.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mum's a Nat and my Dad's a Nat, so I'm a Nat.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mum was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
Little Johnny replied, 'A Jacinda Adern fan.'

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