Thursday, April 26, 2018

Just When You Thought You'd Seen Everything

Today Adolf slipped down to Woollies for a few grocery items.

At the self service checkout I noticed a fellow in his fifties, bending over with his face pressed to the glass scanner, muttering sweet nothings to the machine.   When he noticed me looking at him, he stood up and said "I thought the bloody machine was talking to me."

For a moment I thought it might have been that troll and stalker Ledgut but the fellow was too young.

5 comments:

Gerald said...

Machine probably was talking to him. Told him to watch out for the clown behind him.

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Gerald, I didn't know you were there. Of course you are too dim witted to discern I was standing ALONGSIDE the fellow.

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Seabird said...

But the machines do talk to you. When I use one of them I often talk back to it telling it to be quiet.

pdm said...

seabird and adolf - there is the answer re Egbut - the machine utters more sense.