Wednesday, May 31, 2017

HAS TO BE A SLOW NEWS DAY

So TV 1 goes full on with the shock horror expose that the Prime Minister at half-time at a netball match in Porirua spent much of his time talking to his host rather than watching and applauding the half-time entertainment.

Silly me and I thought half-time was when you got out of your seat to stretch the legs; take a leak; buy a drink or possibly all three (although best practice would suggest not all at once).  As for talking to ones host and everyone knows this is more properly done during the game ... don't they!!!!!!

Such crass behavior.   The PM should be horsewhipped.   Meanwhile in the real world ........... 


4 comments:

Johno said...

It's almost as bad as the empty-headed twittersphere going into apoplexy when Trump tweets a typo.

Jobson Growth said...

apoplexy - a loss of the ability to speak as a result of being mad.

Sure sounds like one of the better diagnoses of Trump.

Johno said...

Well, that's one interpretation of the word, but it has several others, including haemorrhage, anger and my favourite and the most apt - "a sudden, usually marked loss of bodily function due to rupture or occlusion of a blood vessel". In other words, they've popped a vessel and lost their shit.

Jobson Growth said...

Correct Johnno, and another excellent diagnosis of the tiny tyrant, Donnie Two Scoops.