After six years of sometimes traumatic upheavals the people of Christchurch will now have a once in a lifetime opportunity to embrace one of New Zealand's true tohunga to it's civic breast.
First rising to public awareness, this high priest of destructive socialist wrecking movements, came to notice during the Springbok tour in 1981 when a bunch of anarchists decided to deny New Zealand citizens their traditional rights of enjoying what is arguably our national game with illegal mass protests often involving violence and dangerous unlawful activity.
In a subsequent equally hypocritical protest by this parasitic insect, he spent days outside the Auckland Tennis Centre screeching into a megaphone while an Israeli tennis player was inside playing tennis entirely lawfully.
In 2014 this appalling blight on NZ democracy joined up with another bunch of malcontents in an overt attempt to subvert our democratic mores in cahoots with a convicted criminal facing deportation to the US to answer charges of piracy and copyright infringements around illegal downloading of music and movies. Included in that "Hydra" were assorted communists, far left activists and a racist Nga Puhi all with an apparent need for entitilitus via the taxpayer. Thankfully that also ended without any significant advance in his pursuit of martyrdom, in spite of significant largesse from the obese kraut.
Now we are informed this odious creature who has found sanctuary in a teaching position at a local school as a source of funding for his apparently insatiable appetite to maintain his entire lifestyle courtesy of the NZ Taxpayer, will offer his destructive talents as Mayor of our City.
God does move in mysterious ways for sure as the aforementioned locust will stand on a ticket quaintly named "The Keep Our Assets Group" by which I am assuming it will be my assets and not his he will be targeting in his latest tilt at a windmill.
"Will nobody rid me of this meddlesome priest", worked out for Henry ll, but I may be just a few vassals short right now.