Thursday, June 30, 2016

WHY SPEND MONEY ON POLLING WHEN YOU HAVE 'BURT'

Bugger the polls and only in Oz could someone come up with the idea of dangling two pieces of rotten fish, one featuring a pic of Malcom Turnbull and the other embellished with Bill Shorten's face, and dangle them over a crocodile pool to see which one took Burt the crocs fancy as a means of predicting which Party was going to win Saturday's election.


Seems Burt preferred Malcolm over Bill.
 

4 comments:

Frank Black said...

Makes sense when one considers that most vote with their hindbrain

macdoctor said...

But... Think of the crocodile! The poor thing has to choose between terminal dyspepsia or ballistic flatulance...

Noel said...

Most times one would discount this result as pure chance.

But a slow moving primeval animal picking the winner in a country with two parliamentary houses and federal and state systems seems appropriate.

The Veteran said...

One could argue that 'Burt' has taste.