Sunday, June 12, 2016

From A Church Newsletter.....

.....of all places.

A DISTRESS CALL TO
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL
...
This is the story of the young woman flying in a two-
seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies.
She, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a
heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly.
Someone help me! Please help me!"
She then hears a voice on the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you
through this and get you back on the ground.
I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a
deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She then says,
"I'm 5'4" and I support Hillary"
"O.K." says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven

1 comment:

paul scott said...

yes, one at a time