Thursday, August 6, 2015

The Monkey Grinder’s Organ

Rumour has it that Phil Twyford has become an organ donor, bequeathing his arsehole to the Labour Party.   He is anticipating his own violent death sometime in September 2017 as he is crushed by a massive landslide.

Taxidermy students from Otago University will preserve and mount the once proud sphincter which  will hang in Labour’s caucus room to remind the next generation of MPS, if there is one, of Twyford’s achievements in the field of political flatulence, unsurpassed since Clark went off to talk to Shrek, thereby creating the Maori Party. 

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