Friday, August 21, 2015

Beware the danger of a drowning victim


When I signed up for 'life saving' in the middle of last century, remember the Holgar Nielson manouvre, the first imperitive was to be aware of the serious danger in approaching a flailing drowning person in deep water.

The latest Roy Morgan poll normally awaited as the great hope for the socialists, has a floundering, Angry Andy and Twit Twyford dragging brave little Jimmy under the waves.

National has shot over the 50% barrier while the pensioner rests on the clubhouse deck single malt to hand watching his Leader of the Opposition challenge drowning with the melon attempting a rescue on a total at 38%.

Once again the inherent sensibility of the voting public thwarts the very best efforts of a sycophantic MSM.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"National has shot over the 50% barrier while the pensioner rests on the clubhouse deck single malt to hand watching his Leader of the Opposition challenge drowning with the melon attempting a rescue on a total at 38%."

Can you repeat that please ? And write it in English this time. Thanks.

pdm said...

How about a nom de plume anon if you want to challenge blog hosts.

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Never mind a nom de plume. How about just showing a little respect for your blog host?

gravedodger said...

Thanks guys, read that dribble from the craven coward as the cricket was about to start last night and guess which matter was regarded as the more worthy of my time.

Polls are rather irrelevant at this stage of the election cycle but that one from Morgan was particularly special, if only to watch how the various luvvies handled it.
Stuff gave it a mention buried deep in the dross some 12 hours later and many others have apparently not even heard the news.
Perhaps Gary Morgan needs to check his links with the MSM.

One with a new found spring in his step and a beaming smile on his dial is Grunter, I cant help smiling along with him when I wonder how exactly he will circumvent his assertion that he has put his leadership ambitions away, at least there was plenty of space in his closet I guess.