Sunday, December 28, 2014

I thought it funny anyway.

Young Patrick was a little sad when he was told he could not have a new bike for Christmas  as his Mum and Dad had just signed up for a new 80k mortgage.
Early next day Dad met Patrick with a bag of gear heading off down the path.
Where are you going son?
Well last night I got up for a jimmy riddle and as I passed your bedroom I heard you tell mum you were pulling out and she said wait I'm coming too.
So if you think I am hanging around here all by myself with an 80k mortgage and no fucking bike you got it so  wrong, see ya.

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