Thursday, October 30, 2014

NEWSFLASH - NORMAN PUTS DOWN RABID DOG

Congratulations to Russell Norman for his swift action in putting down a rabid dog aka Green MP Steffan Browning for his contribution to medical research by suggesting that Ebola could be cured by homeopathy.

Fascinating to note that Browning is the Green's spokesthinggy on Bio-Security as well as Security and Intelligence matters.    Worrying actually .... especially the 'intelligence' bit.      

Possibly explained by their support for the legalisation of cannabis and more proof that it addles the brain .... and the Greens expect to be taken seriously as a political force!!!!! .... farce more like it.


 

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Homeopathic care explained...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0

B Whitehead

UglyTruth said...

Immunology and Homeopathy. 4. Clinical Studies—Part 2

Conclusions and Prospects

In summary, there is an efficacy/effectiveness paradox (similar to that found in several other areas of complementary medicine research) with a weak evidence in favor of homeopathy when studies are done in randomized and double-blind conditions, but yet there is documented effectiveness in equivalence studies comparing homeopathy and conventional medicine and documented usefulness in general practice (59): the therapy is useful when applied in open practice and produces substantial effects, even in patients with chronic diseases (117,118).

http://www.hindawi.com/journals/ecam/2006/754314/abs/

The Veteran said...

But not for Ebola.

Psycho Milt said...

Possibly explained by their support for the legalisation of cannabis and more proof that it addles the brain...

Er, the National Party supports the continued legalisation of alcohol and many of its MPs have demonstrated over the decades how it addles the brain. Brain-addling consequences of abuse isn't sufficient reason for criminalisation of a recreational drug - if you think it is, join Doug Sellman in the ranks of the wowsers and start lobbying against the liquor industry.

The Greens certainly do have a problem with hippies in the ranks, just as National has a problem with born-to-rule Tories in the ranks and Labour has a problem with finger-wagging schoolmarms. The leadership just has to put a lid on them to the extent possible, so all due credit to Norman on this one.

Jamie said...

Raining fire, 'cross the ocean
Another mad man, done struck again
Sitting down here, fallout shelter
Paint my walls, twice a week...

Otis Taylor - Ten Millio Slaves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyFhvUqjP5M

Reds MP Steffan Browning is stressing me out...

In fact the whole global piss-poor-pandemic response is stressing me out!!!

Time to light me a joint,
And kiss my ass goodbye...

Jamie said...

:)

macdoctor said...

I would like to propose a scientific experiment. All of the signatories to this petition should volunteer to take the homeopathic remedy and then be transported to West Africa to assist in the Ebola epidemic, burying the dead bodies.

I await the stampede of volunteers with anticipation.

Anonymous said...

I don't dismiss Homoeopathy entirely.

It was a godsend for me when the kids were small, treating the usual childhood ailments.

The trouble is it cannot be used like conventional medicine, you have to match perfectly the symptoms of the disease to the remedy, otherwise it's totally ineffective.

In other words you have to be a Master of Homoeopathy, and sadly there are very few around anymore.

Mrs Danvers

Jamie said...

Take ya hocus-pocus and shove it where the sun don't shine,
I preferred macdoctors suggestion...

I want a cure for this shit and I want it 6 months ago,
FFS!!!
What a fuckin joke...

Paranormal said...

Jamie you're obviously someone that's never had sick kids helped with homeopathy. I'm with Mrs Danvers on this one.

Jamie said...

Well you can piss-off to Africa too fuck-face...

Or magic us up a cure for ebola for the kids...

Or shut the fuck up!!!

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on bud

Barnsley Bill said...

Homoepaths sans frontiers
Snigger.
The problem for the greens is huge.
We are all green now. No need for a separate party of nutty left wing loons and deluded hippies.

Rich Prick said...

Browning got it completely wrong. Colour therapy is far more effective with Ebola.

The Veteran said...

Many will recall that the last Labour Government (with emphasis on the word 'last') funded Homoeopathy for Pets courses.

Not much diff at all.