Friday, October 31, 2014

Immigration departments employment category system

We encourage the following categories to come here.
Doctors
Engineers
Scientists
Wife beating self employed high caste Brahmin Hindu priests

The top three categories are also happy to drive taxis.
The fourth, not so much.

....and here's what a high class Brahmin bullshitter looks like:-


...with apologies to Barnsley from Adolf.


15 comments:

Jamie said...

Kiwi's don't need jobs,
Just ask Sir Bob "fly in an army of foreign worker" Jones...

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=11333644

Some people would sell their kids for a fist full of dollars...
Makes me wanna hurl!!!

Fuck you Sir Bob!!!

Barnsley Bill said...

Jamie, to be fair. There are probably not too many colleges offering courses in wife beating self employed Brahmin Hindu priests and we just have to import them to fill that skills gap.

Psycho Milt said...

It's time we stopped relying on immigrants to fill this role - what's the government doing to train Kiwi school leavers as Brahmin Hindu priests, I'd like to know?

Barnsley Bill said...

My post just got a "queer eye for the straight guy" makeover.
Thanks Adolf.

Jamie said...

Government man keep calling my house
Talking ‘bout I owe, harassing my spouse
Gotta park my truck on another block
Cause the sub-prime loan got my ass in hock

Gotta couple good friends with helping hands
I need a brand new job with a health care plan
They closed the plant, they stole my job
Told me crime don’t pay unless you ask the mob

So I smoke a little grass, drink a little wine
Watch a little tube, try to kill a little time
And every single day I fall a little more behind
But I’m paying it no mind, it’ll all be fine

[Chorus:]
I get by (got it good, got it good)
I barely get by (got it good, got it good)
I barely get by
I laugh not to cry
I stay a little high
I ain’t gonna lie
I barely get by
I laugh not to cry
I stay a little high
I ain’t gonna lie (got it good)

Party people in the place to be
Put your hands in the sky if you barely getting by
It’s on and on till the brake of dawn
Got to keep the rent paid and the power on

Yes yes y’all and it never stops
I don’t trust the government, I don’t trust no cops
We dip and we dive and we socialize
We struggle and we strive just to stay alive

I get by (got it good, got it good)
I barely get by (got it good, got it good)

When I finally get home I can’t relax
Cause I’ve been over worked and I’ve been over taxed
My bank accounts empty, all my cards are maxed
And I ain't looking for no pity, I’m just stating the facts
I voted for some change and it’s kinda strange
Now it’s all I got in my pocket
I bought a few led’s, now I’m growing some trees
And it’s a sweet fucking hustle don’t knock it

I told y’all before I would break the law
To put some food in my baby girl’s belly
Cause the senator man took a bribe in hand
And went and shipped my job to New Delhi

[Chorus:]

Party people in the place to be
Put your hands in the sky if you barely getting by
It’s on and on till the brake of dawn
Got to keep the rent paid and the power on
Yes yes y’all and it never stops
I don’t trust the government
I don’t trust no cops
I dip and I dive and I socialize
I struggle and I strive just to stay alive...

Everlast - I Get By
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLmt6i-hBY

Jamie said...

'People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, others the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdpR8VuvbCM

Jamie said...

Everybody move
Everybody shake

Mary Mary you're on my mind
Folks are gone and the place will be mine
Mary Mary wanna be with you
And this is what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna put a call to you
'Cos I feel good tonight
And everything's gonna be right right right

I'm gonna have a good time tonight
Rock and roll music gonna play all night
Come on baby it won't take long
Only take a minute just to sing my song

Jimmy Barnes - Good Time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqdNcAjj9p4

anonymous john said...

So is every thread now going to have multiple posts from jamie posting irrelevant song lyrics?

Because that would start to suck really quickly.

Jamie said...

Is that all you got to say John???

Psycho Milt said...

I'm looking on it as valuable reader feedback. Copying and pasting song lyrics is spam, not comment - maybe you should give it a rest.

Jamie said...

That's not what The Veteran said...

"Hard as ever to match Jamie"

The Veteran November 2, 2014 at 11:46 AM

Psycho Milt said...

I'll take that as a "Fuck you," then.

Jamie said...

I'll take that as a compliment I guess...
I'll leave you to have the last word...
Your house, your rules and all...

Psycho Milt said...

It is, and please do.

Frank Davis said...

just gotta love Jamie as a typical leftie wanker . read the message dipshit and try to understand the plain English. Jones is nothing if not satirical but usually makes a good case as he has here

We love buying cheap shit ex S E Asia and China and don't give a toss about wages and conditions employed in making the 18v battery drills etc .

if you are going to whinge about pay rates then whinge loud about the poor buggers on $10 day throughout Asia without any welfare system back up or WFF nonsense