National is going to launch a campaign website called TeamKey.
Oh dear. A better illustration of the fact that National has a total of one, and only one, asset to put to the nation's voters couldn't have been invented by a satirist. 3 News asks the obvious question:
Asked why it wasn't going to be called TeamNational, Prime Minister John Key said he didn't know because no one asked him what it should be called.
So, on the one hand, at least one person in the National Party gets how lame this is and doesn't want to be associated with it - on the other hand, that one person is the one with his name on it...