In the interests of democracy and transparency I am left with no other option but to reveal the terrible truth that the rush of people to trumpet themselves as 'haters' of the evil John Key is but a dastardly plot by the National Party to garner support from the previously uncommitted voter.
Clearly it's been money well spent and working brilliantly because who in their right mind would really want to be seen aligned with the likes of Hone H and tribe, crim.com (aka Mr Schmidt), Pam Corkery, Edward the Confessor, Martyn (Bomber) Bradbury, Wussel Norman, Clare Curran, Marian Street, Brendon Horan or Kyle Chapman.
One on one and John Key is looking like Saint John. Collectively .............. go figure.
It certainly was a brilliant mind that came up with the idea. Well done that person.