Friday, November 29, 2013

"Where does all the money go/ Straight, straight up her nose"


Re the "shock" news that Nigella Lawson has an expensive coke habit, two things:

1.  Cocaine is the illegal drug of choice for pretty much any Tory born within the last 60 years, so it's not actually that much of a surprise, is it?  No doubt Saatchi's given his nasal passages a hammering on occasion as well.

2.  "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone."  Never having been a fabulously wealthy and impossibly sexy celebrity myself, I'm not in a position to say how much money would go up my nose if I was - and neither are the world's journos.

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