Now, here's a purely good-news story for the day: guilty "not-wanted-in-Britain-thank-you" fucks found guilty and facing hefty minimum terms. (NB: The Guardian didn't use that headline.)
Money quote from the bad guys:
"This is going to kick them all, the kufar [infidels] that go to the pub and that; they have hit us in our own country, my God they hit us."
All I can say is "Kufar and proud mate, kufar and proud." Not to mention "Pub-goer and proud." And it was you that got kicked.
Best giveaway: when he says "our own country," he means Pakistan, not the one on his passport.