On December the 27th, 2012, the good ship Sranka was torpedoed and sunk without trace at the Melbourne Cricket Ground.
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Also lost was three days worth of high priced TV advertising and three days worth of gate takings.
Greater tragedy seldom has been inflicted on one group of men by another.
Never mind. Just send the Ocker cricket squad to Christmas Island and all those bloody Srankan illegal immigrants will swim home rather than face the fire of Mitchels Starc, Johnson and co.