IT'S A NO BRAINER, SAVE THE DOGS WITH 4 LEGS

The clamour from animal rights this time has merit.

We do not need to employ any animals for safty testing of party pills.

There are a multitude of two legged morons just slavering for such an opportunity.

Put the volunteers into a laboratory with flashing lights, loud music and booze and for the unlucky ones who find their functionality is impaired, euthanase them, humanely, if  you want.

Problem solved.