Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Seriously, you couldn't make this shit up

On Stuff this morning:

New Zealand's most notorious stalker has appealed his latest prison sentence saying he got confused about who he was stalking and lavished undue attention on the wrong woman.

Entirely understandable - this kind of thing can befall a chap with a busy stalking schedule.

Mr Stalker, through his long-suffering and presumably highly embarrassed lawyer, claims:

...the judge had erred by giving him the same sentence for both his victims, when he had actually stalked one of the women much worse than the other.

Well, yes, it seems clear there's been a terrible miscarriage of justice in giving him the same sentence for both.  However, an alternative to his suggestion of giving him a lighter sense for one of them immediately presents itself...


The Veteran said...

Milt .... and all this I suspect on legal aid paid for by you and me.

Your post's title sez it all.

Psycho Milt said...

I particularly liked the bit where he claims as a mitigating factor his deceiving his victims that they were being texted by a woman - that made it so much less creepy for them...