Five Questions.....

....every cub reporter should ask when sent on a 'poor hard done by beneficiary or minimum wage earner' story:-

1. Do you buy bottled water?
2. How much each week do you spend on ciggies and Mary Banana?
3. How much each week do you spend on booze?
4. How much per fortnight do you get from WINZ for Accommodations Supplement, Working For Families, etc etc  
5. Are you a Greens or Labour party member or activist?

Just responding to a spate of bullshit hard luck stories run by various anti-National media outlets,