The other day over at one of Kiwiblog's threads, there was a comment highly disparaging of the National front bench with a reference to Steven Joyce, Judith Collins and sundry others being 'incompetent.' (I'm sorry, I can't locate the original comment.)
My mind immediately flashed to the potential line up from Labour and its fellow travellers:-
Now, THAT'S incompetent!
Only individual bribery is illegal
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