Friday, March 23, 2012

Text Of The Day

From todays Hawkes Bay Today.

`To my neighbour in the bright yellow raincoat who I caught watching me sunbathing nude in my back yard. Keep it up. Love your work'. Unattributed.

Disclaimer: mrspdm assures me she did not send this text and I assure readers I was not the man in the yellow coat. My neighbours sunbathing nude would not attract my attention in any sort of way..

A question: what does the watcher need to `keep up"?

A Further Question: What `good work' did the watcher do - did he jump the fence.

BTW the tenor of the text suggests to me the sunbather was female and the watcher male.


Adolf Fiinkensein said...

You mean you had some sunshine?

I want to know:-

What did she do when she caught him?

Anonymous said...

You know what yellow raincoat signifies don't you? Especially in the sunshine.

This is a sly way of saying "piss off, pervert".

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Clearly the silly bitch did not arrange enough privacy for her back yard.

If I was her neighbour, I'd set up a grand stand and sell tickets for $10 per hour.


Shane Ponting said...

If I had a hot female neighbour sunbathing I would be unable to resist a viewing session.

This is the male brain we are talking about here people.

Visual magnets have power over us.

pdm said...

Adolf - bugger all sunshine in HB this year. As far as the grandstand is concerned and using my immediate neighbours as a guide it would be non profit - you would have to pay people to watch.

anon - who knows. Maybe she was disappointed he ould not `keep it up' and/or did not flash. By the way use a nickname please.

Shane - so true.