`To my neighbour in the bright yellow raincoat who I caught watching me sunbathing nude in my back yard. Keep it up. Love your work'. Unattributed.
Disclaimer: mrspdm assures me she did not send this text and I assure readers I was not the man in the yellow coat. My neighbours sunbathing nude would not attract my attention in any sort of way..
A question: what does the watcher need to `keep up"?
A Further Question: What `good work' did the watcher do - did he jump the fence.
BTW the tenor of the text suggests to me the sunbather was female and the watcher male.
5 comments:
You mean you had some sunshine?
I want to know:-
What did she do when she caught him?
You know what yellow raincoat signifies don't you? Especially in the sunshine.
This is a sly way of saying "piss off, pervert".
Clearly the silly bitch did not arrange enough privacy for her back yard.
If I was her neighbour, I'd set up a grand stand and sell tickets for $10 per hour.
BYO
If I had a hot female neighbour sunbathing I would be unable to resist a viewing session.
This is the male brain we are talking about here people.
Visual magnets have power over us.
Adolf - bugger all sunshine in HB this year. As far as the grandstand is concerned and using my immediate neighbours as a guide it would be non profit - you would have to pay people to watch.
anon - who knows. Maybe she was disappointed he ould not `keep it up' and/or did not flash. By the way use a nickname please.
Shane - so true.
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