Lyen Brown has has been hit in the face by a low flying lamington.
Not only that but a PINK lamington for a pinko Mayor.
Not only that either, but a pink lamington thrown by a dread-locked goon from the foetid morass that was Occupy Auckland. One is not told whether the pink lamington thrower was himself of a chocolate hue. Woops, I mean 'perma-tanned.'
Now if Len had just got himself a bit better organised a few weeks ago, the goon and his mates might well have been incarcerated still, with limited access to cream cakes.