Monday, March 12, 2012

Labour Needs Viagra


Most people grow into a new job while others, fortunately few, shrivel, wither and die.



David Shearer has turned out, sadly, to be one of the latter.

He came along like a breath of fresh air, with great promise of a significant change in direction and attitude from a reinvigorated Labour Party. Unfortunately, every time he opens his mouth the breath of fresh air seems more like someone passing wind.

To be fair, with the antics of that fool Mallard taking up the headlines it's no wonder Labour has failed to seriously focus on any significant issue. Instead, Shearer has picked all the issues guaranteed to be losers e.g. opposing the sale of farms to legitimate Chinese buyers, openly siding with the thugs and bullies of the waterside union while piously mouthing neutrality.

While flailing around pandering to niche interest groups he has failed to attack National on the key issues of the economy and employment. The man can't speak, he can't lead and he can't think straight. Worse still he has foolishly announced he will make a major speech on The Ides of March!!!!! Not a brain in his wooly head.

Those two little fatties in Wellington, Robertson and Chauvel will be smiling all the way to the forum as they sharpen their knives.

We have seen a man thrust into prominence like a rampant phallus, only to quickly turn his outfit into complete electile dysfunction.













Perhaps all that will save them is Viagra but they can't use it. The pills are blue, not red.

1 comment:

AnonWgtn said...

You are right.
The two homosexuals Robertson and Chauval and the other "fellow - used loosley) followers in the political public service jobs are making hay in Wellington.
Playing as planned.