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Here we are from todays Hawkes Bay Today.

Wow. Dog pooh lasts 25 years. At last, yet another sensible solution to the Hawkes Bay economic anxiety. Right up there with waterparks, long runways and a `fish' circus. Bag it and market it as `HB Doggie Doos, the ultimate slow release fertiliser'. Bay problems solved.DBS

Apologies for being late today - other matters took priority.