Saturday, December 24, 2011

French Tits and Bali Tats


Interesting juxtaposition of news items to day.

First we learn of all those Pommy sheilas slipping over to La Belle France for a surreptitious up size, only to find they've suddenly lost their endearing young charms. Quelle domage!

More than 1,000 ruptures pushed Health Minister Xavier Bertrand to recommend the estimated 30,000 women around France with the implants to get them removed at the state's expense.


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And then there is the sad story of the young chap from Perth who went off to Bali and acquired HIV while having a tattoo applied to his brainless carcase. One assumes the poor bastard didn't even get a Balinese bonk as compensation for his dread affliction.

The WA Aids Council says travellers need to be aware of local conditions when they are having sex or getting piercings or tattoos overseas.

Adolf wonders what particular 'local conditions' one should beware when entering a Balinese brothel. Clouds of blowflies, perhaps?

3 comments:

Barnsley Bill said...

I suspect the tattoo line is an excuse to hide his blushes getting the hiv from rooting lady boys..

Anonymous said...

I was at Wanganui bike racing yesterday with my adult son and we were suprised at the number of tats. A butterfly on the ankle doesn't turn Horton into a thing of beauty.

Implants (out side reconstructive surgery) are a sign of a Western disease - we are all about the superficial. They are like a new government - lots of promises but eventually a let down because the underlying factors influencing behavior haven't changed.

Anonymous said...

Tats and implants are, like fluoridated water, part of the grand scheme of the Godless, international Communist Conspiracy. You can go to the bank on that. Cheers, Iosif Vissarionovich Stalin