Only not quite like Nelson.
It seems the crocs are a bit of a problem. Not the old crocs the Bros drive around the place unlicensed. These are REAL crocks. Big bastards.
"The last floods we had this year, I think they caught three or four crocs just in and around the community here where the kids go and have a swim.
"So that's the biggest thing. They take all the dogs and sooner or later they'll take a child."
Thankfully New Zealand has no crocodile child killers. Just sixteen year old shitheads, trying to get a Mongrel Mob patch.