Thursday, November 24, 2011

Predictions. Sunday and beyond.

Just a list, feel free to add yours in the comments.
Predictions.
  • Horizon polling is shown up to be more inaccurate than a 7 year old boy trying to pee standing up. (I know this will come to pass because I have just received a results email from them into my six different email adresses all showing me the results of their last pre-election poll and they believe National will poll in the low 30's)
  • Mediaworks have been poofingered by Garner, Gower, Campbell and Lush. Their shocking bias will see these four frozen out of opportunities to interview senior government figures going forward. Trying to fill the opposition void because Labour are shite is not on.
  • Phill Goff will be knifed by Monday morning, despite this gap toothed time serving mong playing the game of his life and carrying all the strain throughout the entire campaign the massive defeat and the fact that he is not a member of the man hating, right on, cardigan wearing suckhole brigade will see him bleeding at home comforted only by his multi million dollar net worth and Trumpesque publicly funded pension.

6 comments:

smttc said...

Apart from possibly collecting money from the state, Plughead, Steve Chadwick, Rick Barker and Stuart Nash will be wondering what the fuck they are going to do with the rest of their lives.

James Stephenson said...

I haven't been car commuting this week, but I think it's harsh to lump Lush with those other tossers.

Barnsley Bill said...

James, follow the noodle necked fucktard on twitter and you will see what I mean.

Psycho Milt said...

Their shocking bias will see these four frozen out of opportunities to interview senior government figures going forward.

The opportunities to interview senior govt figures are already apparently fully taken up by Veitchy, Paul Henry and the various investigative journalists employed by women's magazines, so they probably figure they've got nothing to lose.

Barnsley Bill said...

PM, here is hoping that Steven Joyce (or cardinal Richelieu as I prefer to call him) is more kind hearted than me, because if I had any say in it Mediaworks would be getting their loan pulled on Monday morning.
Labour being shite is no excuse for the TV3 team to try and run the campaign for them. Gower in particular should have a promoters statement drawn across his face.
They make Bummer Bradbury look even handed.

Anonymous said...

Barry Soper annoys me more than the rest because his role is solely political commentry yet he clearly loves Labour so much it must make his reporting unreliable when reporting supposed facts. I'm surprised that anyone on the supposed right ever talks to him.

Newstalk ZB called him a journalist once. I was tempted to complain.