I said I would do it after the election, where my Act Party has all but been obliterated. More on that in due course.
But for the meantime, here's a teaser from the CONservative Party and the pakeha version of Bishop Brian Tamaki, Colin Craig.
The millionaire founder of the new Conservative Party Colin Craig says he plans to stay in politics until he has displaced the National Party as the country's major party of the right.
Maybe with his divine interventions he plans to live until he's 367. It'll take about that long I suspect.