Friday, October 28, 2011

OUR LEADER IS ABSENT SO WE WILL GO WITH pOLICY!

Trific!

Industrial relations. Back to the seventies with industry awards, raise the minimum wage, abolish the 90 day trial.

Defense, withdraw the SAS 90 days after being sworn in. After getting a deal with the Pin Stripe Dwarf the SAS may already be back home.

Compulsory Savings as you cant trust anyone to provide for their own retirement. Reduce wage rates, increase unemployment. Place anothe barrier to establishment of small business.

Abolish National standards, continuing with maintaining a pool of voter support from the 20% leaving school with inadequate literacy and/or numeracy skills to get a job.

Remove GST from fresh fruit and vegetables that will have absolutely zero effect on retail prices as a bunch of celery or a banana will retail for what the produce manager decides and the GST component will just add to the bottom line margin.

Stop asset sales when National does not propose to sell anything just allow New Zealand investors to put their money in a power company rather than leave them exposed to the sharks swimming in the investment pool.

All surefire ways to grow the economy formulated by a bunch of very ordinary academics, union hacks and school teachers served with a masterchef inspired sauce of equal parts envy and ignorance.

Yep that'll do it for sure, especially when the final kitchen roster includes the equally batshit business brains from the watermelons.

1 comment:

pdm said...

There is a simple solution GD.

DONT VOTE LABOUR!!!!!!