Idly wandering through a few newspapers the other day, Adolf sat up with a jaw dropping start.
What? Surely not?
Yes it is! Of course it is. It can't be anyone else.
See? I todlja so!
Young chick screwing old politicians. Nothing new there I guess.
Except that Madam Roy managed to restrict her activities to 'figuratively speaking.'
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