"Comedian on a driving charge"
Comedian and television personality Mike King is charged with riding his motorbike while his licence was suspended.
If I was the editor the headline may have read
"opinionated ex pork promoter on a charge"
Then start the item say,
Ex frontman for the pork industry who quit when he had an epiphany moment, was in court today on a charge of riding a motorbike whith a suspended licence.
The man who tresspassed onto a private pork production unit to seriously disturb sleeping pigs in an attempt to resurrect a failing career in television was not involved in roadrage according to his lawyer.
Talk about turd polishing.