Go over to Crusader Rabbit's place for a delightful but true look at what it takes to be a socialist.
Here are my picks of the bunch
You have to be against capital punishment, but for abortion on demand, in short you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.
You have to believe that the same public school teacher who can’t teach 4th graders how to read is qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
You have to believe that conservatives are racists, but that black people couldn’t make it without your help.
Read them all and laugh at the idiots.