Monday, May 30, 2011

Tory charity

My mate Cameron needs a push bike.
He has baited the Dalek so much that he has been called out and challenged to a bike race. Quite how Mallard expects to actually get on a bike again so soon after getting dumped and falling off his bike... ba da bish.. Did you see what I did there?
Mallard has invented some flimsy bullshit to excuse the counter challenge (a boxing match) so apparently a shooting match is on the card as well. Note to cat and baby bambi owners, you might want to make sure your kittens and other tiny harmless creatures are safe around August the 15th.
Mallard is obviously a spineless creature because as we all know while Cam is a fatty his arms are like angel hair noodles and I do not believe he could actually hold his arms up with the weight of gloves on, let alone actually flail around like a little girl slapping a wheel chair bound mouth breathing mentalist like Mallard.

Anyway, get over to if you have a bike that can hold the big fella.


Adolf Fiinkensein said...

That nice Mr Lallard will buy him a red one, no worries.

But somewhere on the machine there'll be a little parliamentary crest.

Adolf Fiinkensein said...