Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Government considers call to arm teens.

Following the conviction yesterday of 38 year old cop Gareth John Needham and 32 year old cop Alan Michael Douglas on charges of assaulting an 18 year old youth John key is today consulting with his spin weasels on calls from the public to arm teenagers.
John Key said " It is certainly a worrying trend and we need to have a serious look at whether arming teems is the best way to combat this issue".
Howard Broad when asked for comment said " Gee I don't know, Greg O'Connor has not given me my usual guidance on this issue and after spending the last few years playing interference for the last Labour Government I am just looking forward to retirement".

In other shock news, the traffic cop bashed with a Machete is saying a silent prayer in thanks for the fact that he did not have a gun that the teens who bashed him from behind could have grabbed as he lay bleeding and unconscious and shot him.

Personally I blame John Banks.
Putting aside the last 40 years of social engineering that has left parents and teachers powerless to punish these little gobshites before they get into serious strife........
If Banks had not turned the Police into tax collecting uniformed jackals by merging the black and white pie eaters with the cops we would not have a situation where most of us only come into contact with them when they are pointing a radar gun past their massive stomachs.

The combination of Howard Broad being a uniformed defacto member of Clarks spin weasel department and the aggressive ticketing sweeping the country is it any wonder cops are now quivering every time they go out without a gun on their belt?

6 comments:

gravedodger said...

A first response colleague of mine in conversation with our district police boss, discussing one of what you so accurately describe as a B & W pie eater who is extremely inadequate as a policeman, said with a great degree of frustration, "Jesus I Hate Bloody Traffic Cops". Says it all really.

Barnsley Bill said...

They are readily identifiable. Fat and or English and or old.
The photo of the Turangi traffic cop that was published in the paper was unfortunate too.Could they not find a pic of him not holding a radar gun?

Anonymous said...

"If Banks had not turned the Police into tax collecting uniformed jackals by merging the black and white pie eaters with the cops we would not have a situation where most of us only come into contact with them when they are pointing a radar gun past their massive stomachs."

Christ that's really, really fucked up logic Barnsley. How does that even work? That's as bad as anything your ex-mate Darren could possibly come up with. Sharpen up bud.

Judge Holden

Anonymous said...

very true
banksie undermined the basic respect people had for the Police - for 99% of the population a cop was someone who was going to help you.

Now you never know which one is going to fine you.

Also the revenue they get from NZTA etc, encourages lazy revenue gathering eg Auckland city street for booze stops - just to get large quick numbers - not out in rural back areas.

they need to seperate them again - different looking cars and staff kept seperate

Anonymous said...

Far be it from me to defend Banksie, but that's utter bullshit, which you can't back up with a single fact. However, you seem to be suggesting that policing and road policing should be split up because it's OK to attack traffic police with machetes as they go about their job of enforcing the law, thus making to roads safer for the likes of you. You have to admit that's pretty fucked up even for tory arseholes.

Judge Holden

RightsaidFred said...

What a pathetic post, almost as bad as when Barnsley was attacking the Police for giving a volunteer firefighter a ticket for going over 100kmh through the middle of Kerikeri in his own car to get to a minor fire.

Another one of these winners who want Police to crack down on all the laws but just not the ones that affect them.