From 1970 t0 1976 Adolf drove some ninety thousand MILES each year, in Western Australia.
Come annual leave time, on Christmas eve, the car keys were thrown onto the sideboard and there they stayed until around February 1st.
I've never got out of the habit and therefore I have no sympathy for these brainless idiots, whinging and moaning about traffic jams.
What the hell do they expect? Maybe they could try getting out of bed a bit earlier - say 0400.
However, there is always a silver lining.
Auckland is a great place to live, once all the dozy pricks who live here go somewhere else with their thousand decibel boom boxes to tailgate, overtake on bends, cut off the other bloke, honk their fucking horns, run red lights and give everyone else the finger.
Who am I?
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