Way to ruin your breakfast - go to the newspaper and here's
Zac Efron 'to play lead in Akira remake'
Hopefully it's a hoax, but Akira is a movie you can just imagine these Hollywood limp pricks looking at and thinking they could easily make a live-action version because cheesy CGI effects are cheap now. If so, cancer's too good for them - hopefully something slower and more painful gets them.
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