Thursday, November 25, 2010

Grope N Change

Adolf can reveal the Democratic Party's election slogan for 2012.

A White House aide who fears persecution if named has let it be known that America's latest you beaut airport security system is all a devious plot inflicted by those evil buggers Rove and Palin with the sole purpose of destroying the BAJA who plays more golf than Jack Nicklaus and wears out more teleprompters than CNN and NBC combined.

Under the new GropenChange administration, Americans will literally be able to feel themselves growing more confident as their reproductive equipment is squished, stroked, poked, squeezed, prodded and patted before they scuttle off to their waiting aircraft.

Adolf can't wait for the day when somebody walks though one of these checkpoints carrying a banner or wearing a tee shirt emblazoned:-


GROPE N CHANGE



6 comments:

You're Better Than That said...

I'm sure plenty of guys happy to pay extra..GropenCharge?

pdm said...

Is it allowable to choose your groper?

and

Are you allowed to grope them?

Anonymous said...

Bullshit it may be but your darling Sarah will be no better as she lets allies like North Korea through with a wave. They need a leader, not a manufactured personality. That they can't find one shows how shallow the US political scene has become. Reality TV is reality - God help them.

onelaw4all said...

"Bullshit it may be but your darling Sarah will be no better as she lets allies like North Korea through with a wave."

Moot point, as Palin will not be running.

But don't let that get in the way of your PDS inspired spray.

As far as a candidate for 2012,
there are plenty that could step up and bring REAL hope and change.

Christie, Rubio and Paul are a few that come to mind.

Anonymous said...

Adolf is a queer sort of fish
Among men he is a snapper
And among women he is a groper

apologies to Sam Hunt.

Anonymous said...

Christie ruled himself out for 2012 unequivocably on Jimmie Kimmel last night. His exact words were "Why would I want a LESS POWERFUL job than I have now?"

Rubio is a freshman Senator, and we all know what happened the last time we elected one of those. He won't be running.

Paul may run again but won't be a factor, especially with the advent of the Tea Party.

It will be a Pawlenty/Palin battle. Mitch Daniels, Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee will all be there too, but nobody will vote for them as they are all the dreaded "moderates".