Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Totally Lacking Merritt

Only a right dick could get himself banned for twenty-one months for using a dick enhancer.

You think that's funny? No?

Wait til you get to his excuse!!!!

Merritt had said back in April, when it was first revealed he had failed the tests, how embarrassed he was.

"To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around.

Only in America.


Big Bruv said...


Given that you are very good at picking up on lazy reporting I would have thought that you would be able to see the huge (no pun intended) hole in "LaShawn's" excuse.
Anabolic steroid abuse in males often results in the shrinking of the penis, I would suggest that the reason why "LaShawn" is so happy to admit to using this male enhancement drug is more to do with the fact that the masking agent he is using to hide his steroid abuse has worked so well resulting in this cheat getting off the much more serious charge of being a drugs cheat.

Oh..and why do so many Yanks have to have such stupid bogan names like "LaShawn"

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Hey Big Bruv, I don't know anything at ALL about shrinking penises so I bow to your prior expertise.

Hey, just kidding.

I didn't realise he 'got off.' Is a 21 month ban a getting off?

James Stephenson said...

Love the "black humour" tag...and I note that LaShawn first displayed his talent in 2007. Aren't there laws against that?

WAKE UP said...

But but but.... he's black, and you know what they say... :)

Doug said...

Well bugger me I thought you could only get banned for twenty-one months, from the Standard.