Sunday, September 12, 2010

Labour Chardonnay Sippers' Lexicon

  • Burka.................................... What Ruth Dyson needs to improve her personality
  • Caucus.................................. Mountain range in Eastern Europe
  • Conventions......................... What other parties observe to their detriment
  • Death Watch........................ Vote counting in Mangere and Otara
  • Deceit.................................... What de Labour candidate uses to win de election
  • Dilute.................................... Di money from Parliamentary Services
  • Disaster................................ What happened to the Labour activist who sat on the railway
  • Disreputable........................ Dis Punjabi candidate from Papatoetoe
  • Factions ............................... Where the Right knoweth not what the Left doeth - or when
  • Flatulence............................ Labour Party owned apartment used by David Cunliffe.
  • Florida.................................. Spiritual home of Darren Hughes
  • Forward Planning............... Who will be ripped apart next week by the Speaker?
  • Labour Party Funds........... Parliamentary Services
  • LINO......................................Leader In Name Only
  • Loggerheads........................ Labour Party activists
  • Loyalty................................. The word which must never be spoken
  • Maladjusted......................... Trevor after anger management course
  • New Blood............................ Plasma transfusions from TVNZ
  • Oxymoron............................ Brain damaged Labour voter
  • Personality........................... What Ruth Dyson missed out on
  • Points of Order................... Things the Speaker wishes Labour one day might understand.
  • Quackery............................. Mallard's never ending repetitive questions to Anne Tolley
  • Quorum................................ What you do to apples
  • Soundbite............................. Goshe being crushed by Collins
  • Temperamental.................. Trevor Mallard
  • Turd from the left............... Irish Labour voter
  • Voice Over (and over)........ David Cunliffe
  • Well Rounded...................... Parekura and Nanaia

2 comments:

pdm said...

I thought Dyson loosened her Bra straps to improve her personality.

Anonymous said...

/shudder