Labour Chardonnay Sippers' Lexicon

• Burka.................................... What Ruth Dyson needs to improve her personality
• Caucus.................................. Mountain range in Eastern Europe
• Conventions......................... What other parties observe to their detriment
• Death Watch........................ Vote counting in Mangere and Otara
• Deceit.................................... What de Labour candidate uses to win de election
• Dilute.................................... Di money from Parliamentary Services
• Disaster................................ What happened to the Labour activist who sat on the railway
  
• Disreputable........................ Dis Punjabi candidate from Papatoetoe
• Factions ............................... Where the Right knoweth not what the Left doeth - or when
  
• Flatulence............................ Labour Party owned apartment used by David Cunliffe.
• Florida.................................. Spiritual home of Darren Hughes
• Forward Planning............... Who will be ripped apart next week by the Speaker?
• Labour Party Funds........... Parliamentary Services
• LINO......................................Leader In Name Only
• Loggerheads........................ Labour Party activists
• Loyalty................................. The word which must never be spoken
• Maladjusted......................... Trevor after anger management course
• New Blood............................ Plasma transfusions from TVNZ
• Oxymoron............................ Brain damaged Labour voter
  
• Personality........................... What Ruth Dyson missed out on
• Points of Order................... Things the Speaker wishes Labour one day might understand.
• Quackery............................. Mallard's never ending repetitive questions to Anne Tolley
• Quorum................................ What you do to apples
• Soundbite............................. Goshe being crushed by Collins
• Temperamental.................. Trevor Mallard
• Turd from the left............... Irish Labour voter
• Voice Over (and over)........ David Cunliffe
• Well Rounded...................... Parekura and Nanaia