Feilding is a place to be shunned. Don't go there as to do so is bad for your health, according to Radio Left Wing.
Fielding is a place afflicted with SDS. Yes sir, worse than SARS or CYPS or Swine Fly, if the mob doesn't get you then SDS will. 'Rubbish' I hear you say. Really?
Then why on earth add this bizarre afterthought to a piece on a triple homicide?
Police say the deaths are not related to the recent killing of Scott Guy, who was shot dead in the driveway of his farm near Feilding in July.
There have been other sudden deaths connected with the North Island town in the past two months.
Two people were killed in a mid-air plane crash in late July and Feilding soldier Tim O'Donnell was killed in Afghanistan earlier this month.
Update: The Herald chimes in with it's own feature story!!