Friday, July 16, 2010

Fishtardslerosis epidemic in Whakatane


Mokosturbation.
Seriously, we now have funerals (with a coffin) for dead sea creatures.

Is there a satelite blackspot in the eastern bay of plenty causing a television dead zone?
Have they run out of sisters to sleep with?
Are they suffering from limited things to do for entertainment that it comes to this?

Is Whakatane the Royston Vasey of New Zealand?

13 comments:

Oswald Bastable said...

A bit of that here too:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7892067/Workmen-leave-gap-in-road-markings-after-finding-dead-badger.html

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the dark ages - a rotting dolphin attracts more respect than a child / pensioner / anyone else beaten to death. There really is no hope except in Christ.

Andrei said...

Exactly right anon and well said

Seamonkey Madness said...

Jay-sus.

Why couldn't it die like every other dolphin out there and do it in a drift net.

At least that's what the Greenies tell us.

Seamonkey Madness said...

Jay-sus.

Why couldn't it die like every other dolphin out there and do it in a drift net.

At least that's what the Greenies tell us.

Anonymous said...

Whakatane..

The obese capital of New Zealand..

A well fought over prize....

Take welfare out of Whakatane .. They would have no time to pretend that they are protecting their heritage..

Anonymous said...

Too many beneficiaries, too many idlers with little to do.

gingercrush said...

And the very people mourning the death of Moko more than likely attributed to its death. People were told that too much contact with Moko would become problematic. In this case that likely led to its death.

Anonymous said...

Probably the best display of pathetic, mawkish bullshit I have heard in a long time. The long speeches, crap poetry, keening, wailing chanting by our brown brethren, the utter riculousness of the entire circus made me hit the 'off' button like David Tua punches. Five minutes later I switch on again and the bloody crime against sense is still in progress.

This is evidence NZ has dropped off the map of civilisation.

George

Johnboy said...

I put it all down to post-colonialist-traumatic stress syndrome from when that murri tart hit it on the head with her waka paddle.

Bloody cannibals!

Frank said...

FFS. I bet these wankers are funded either directly or indirectly by the state for this absolute crap. Should have been towed out to see to take its place in the foodchain with all its deceased forebears

baxter said...

I wonder how much Koha Doc had to pay for their various Marae consultations to decide the proper protocol having regard to the culture of the tangawhenua.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 10:54

As a very frequent visitor to Whakatane, I could not agree with you more..

I have for many years referred to it as the obese capital of NZ.

Absolutely disgusting the size of so many people waddling around there.

adam23214