Back again, went feotal after Englands shocker against Japan. Spontaneous inappropriate sobbing is subsiding. After shocks now at 3-4 hour intervals.
Right then.
Spain just beat South Korea and North Korea have a transration woblem and pick a striker as a keeper on the team sheet. Some poor schmuck in the management is going to end up as poodle flavoured soylent green over that one I guess.
Italy lose to Mexico which helps in my recovery no end and just confirms to me that the sardine eaters, waiters and bottom pinchers of southern Europe are soft and England might be worth another 50p on my ladbrokes account....
Beckham is going to be the translator for Capello which will please golden balls sponsors immensely.
I expect to be firmly ensconsed back in Auckland by the 12th and you can all join me here as I live blog every game sat in front of the Vulgatron 3000 at the Kohi Yids pad in Kohimarama.
I have watched every world cup since 1990 with him and this time we have promised ourselves that when England make the knockout out rounds we will not watch them in public. Youthfull emotion is all good and well. But mid 40's men carrying on like Jimmy five bellies after he has lost his last Mars Bar is not going to happen this time. No more drunken hysterical crying and shirt ripping along ponsonby road in search of a cab when England lose a penalty shoot out or some filthy Johnny Foreigner crooked ref allows 34 minutes extra time when only three were needed.
The nike youtube clips are briliant. I have literally wasted hours going through them on youtube and cannot praise them highly enough.
Parting thought. Walcott? Pfft, another over rated gooner.
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Outfuckingstanding. Haven't seen that clip before.
could have been me............
Parting thought. Walcott? Pfft, another over rated gooner.
You fucking ignoramus.
Woolcott has what no one else in the England team has - express pace.
Go and check the midfield - a bunch of journey men, or if using the cricket anaology, they're a bunch of stock bowlers with not strike weapon. Woolcott was a strike weapon . Hello!!! He hit a hat trick for England a few months ago!!! Two of those goals based on pure speed.
England will do what they can only do now - knock it long and hope Crouch gets a touch on the head for Rooney to run on to.
Boring, boring England.
Of course. I agree with you completely gooner. I only mentioned him as I had a bet with a mate that any moan about the arse guarantees a two boot tackle from you within an hour. I win again. Thanks.
They have put all their hopes in Rooney and big bird.. Apparently the young prince is not very popular within the team and that is why he will be watching from the pub.
My lucky Tranmere shirt is ready to head Onehunga to Kohi...
And any more of your "fucking ignoaramus" jibes will see you going home in a fricking wheelie bin. Ya norf london gobshite.
Any minute now your little blowjob buddey heine will be along squealing in support. He will be next to you in the big green pram for broken arse fans.
I pick the USA to beat England.
You heard it here first.
Then the poms will end up runner sup in Group C and play the Krauts in the last 16 and they're out. Of course, an England/Germany match will bring out the facists and the skinheads and there will be rioting in the streets somewhere throughout Europe; someone may die. But England will be out and Capello will be fired and the talk will start: bring on 2014 - we'll win it then!
Maybe under Ricki Herbert they will.
What are you smoking? That is all really.. gobsmacked that somebody who walks upright and has opposable thumbs thinks the seppos can beat England in the World Cup.
That would be a seismic shock in world sport bigger than the pervy aresnal manager NOT complaining after a match.
I'll put good money on it BB. You really have too much faith. That England midfield makes me cry.
Pathetic.
Go fuck yourself BB. The England team is a shambolic joke, heightened by the fact they would have picked Beckham had he not done himself in.
The Yanks will play the game of their lives and I hope they pull it off. England have no shitshow in this tournament.. they are overrated and a bit of a laugh. No wonder hardly any Brit I know really thinks they will get past the quarter finals.
Listen to the mouth on her.
Bloody hell.
We will see, my confidence is sitting at around 75% for another heartbreak in the semis. I cannot contemplate losing to a team that make the finals every time because FIFA game the qualifying to ensure the big bucks from american sponsors.
Fact.....
7 out of ten England supporters believe England will win the world cup.
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The other 3 are not drunk yet.
Looking forward to liveblogging of the WC matches (I assume the All Whites matches included...) and to more fireworks between all you clowns who still haven't realised that the Swedish Allsvenskan league is where all the real football is played.
DenMT
A very poor attempt at atracting some vitriol DenMT. You might have tried to drag in something that any of us care about. The only thing of interest that ever originated in Sweden is twins.
Yes, the All Whites games are going to be covered.
It is so refreshing to see you guys discussing the world cup completely free of any emotion. Thankyou for the entertainment
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