In other news, Lewis and Roberts are said to be desperately trying to get a flight to South Africa to try and convince the All Whites keeper to stand for the supercity mayoralty. Godspeed fellas, if you pull it off he has my vote.
Our goal was fantastic despite the off-side. Theirs was what you would expect from a nation of pick pockets and bottom pinchers.
To put this into some perspective, this would be like Iceland qualifying for the Rugby World Cup and holding the All Blacks to a draw.
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