The Penrith returning officer, that is.
One hour and twenty one minutes since the polls closed and he's managed to count one booth, 267 votes.
Looks like Rudd will be tipped out next week.
How's all that blond headed bullshit going for you now, Ackers?
Update: A record historical swing against Labor.
With 75% of the vote counted the Libs have over 50% of the primary vote.
There were only four people at the Labour Party piss up!
You can hear the little Ruddlet squealing in the background as he prepares to spend the rest of his life on HIS selection. (That one's for those of us who read literature.)
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