Saturday, June 5, 2010

Adolf will like this one

Breathing 'can cause heart attacks'

Breathing can cause heart attacks, scientists have warned, after increasing air pollution was linked to health problems.


Whereas the alternative is obviously much more preferable. Perhaps the headline writers could engage in extended non breathing and determine the health impact.

1 comment:

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Wonderful.

Almost as good as the US EPA which in 1979 wanted to ban all foodstuffs because studies had shown that in certain circumstances they might induce cancer.